My Ideal Boyfriend

What I am looking for...

1. He must be at least 1.75m tall
2. Medium-sized build
3. Smooth skin without pimples/scars
4. Double eyelids
5. No big nose
6. Does not smoke, drinks on occasion
7. No tattoos and vulgarities
8. Well to do background
9. Must be illiterate with a certain level of education
10. Sensitive to my needs
11. No sweet talks (mushy)
12. Must be knowledgeable
13. Independent
14. Does not flirt, all guys 'guy'
15. Has a decent and good pay job

Am I asking for too much? LoLz. Anyone interested for an interview with me?